Release date: January 15, 2011
The US Secretary of State for Loose Change, Loose Tongue and Looser Motion, Chillari Clinton, is said to have called Mooli Wasabi, the Japanese Minister of Pungent Affairs, a radical radish who cannot carry himself off without raising a stink. Clinton was even said to be contemplating a sting operation to expose Wasabi's malodorous dinner table diplomacy. She did carry out one, which was partially successful, she told her colleagues later, after recovering from a rather unpleasant bout of bowel disruption.
Screen grabs of Clinton's sting operation:
Mr Wasabi makes a statement in public before he arrives for the dinner with Chillari Clinton
Mr Wasabi's spoke to his guests about this amazing 'liqueur' he was going to serve them. The guests had little idea of what was in store for them.
(Above) Mr Wasabi unveiled what he called tear jerk pornography (TeJePor) as a weapon of mass disgust. Unfortunately, Ms Clinton regurgitated all that she had managed to eat—on the bag that had the hidden cam, thus bringing the sting operation to an abrupt end. (Below) Mr Wasabi's dinner spread, which was served as soon as he began his presentation on TeJePor.
